don't you ever tame your demons but always keep 'em on a leash

Actually sex is when you die in each others' arms

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

listening to zaba and being plagued by visions like anne rice herself is beaming her thoughts into my skull

listening to zaba and being plagued by visions like anne rice herself is beaming her thoughts into my skull

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"