I'm here I guess

charlotte web was all about her having babies and dying young. she should have been at the cluuuuuuubb

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

scroll the notes of this post for a truly beautiful slice of the human experience.

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

Honestly it really is such a kick in the teeth that after years of masking in public and being paranoid about covid long after everyone else in my life is, that I get it from my roommate who I brought into my life to save from homelessness. My roommate who went and hanged out with her friends even though they were sick because "she doesn't normally get sick easily." My roommate who didn't tell me this until after she'd tested positive. My roommate who got over it in half the time with seemingly no lasting side effects.

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

You gotta touch the bug girl boobs okay

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Snakes will shed their skin and become shiny because of their sweetie nature + utter loveliness combination.

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

is it 'difficulty-focused' game design or is it ableism

i dont know about you but i think certain singleplayer games not having the ability to pause [looking at you fromsoft] or customize the difficulty and/or make it more visually accessible [looking at you, fromsoft and toby fox], OR putting in unremovable QTEs [looking at you, clair obscur] is extremely ableist. i dont think such game devs want me to 'git gud', i think they just hate me because i happen to have a disability that prevents me from having the reaction time/visual acuity required to play their games 'properly'.

in kung fu hell they punch you in the kidney thousands of times per second forever

Lolita fashion is wild to me because it seems like no one just Gets Into Lolita. they have to go on long arduous quests to acquire each piece like they’re assembling a magical artifact scattered across the corners of the earth.

I think I’d look pretty cute in understated ouji but I don’t have the time to battle all thirteen of the dreaded Waistcoat Witches in their invisible temples just to try it out you know?