sad dad

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

as an empath i begin crying uncontrollably before the onion is even cut

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

“considering my personal experience with it” What the fuck does this imply

It implies I have personal experience with handling radium samples, which I have. That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air

REALLY living up to your url king

Yeah, sure, I'll reblog that.