Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 - "Pool Beasts" (2026)
written by Rainbow Rowell art by Phil Noto
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Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 - "Pool Beasts" (2026)
written by Rainbow Rowell art by Phil Noto

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Re: Grace somehow managing to write a paper that destroyed his career being unbelievable and etc, a) you are absolutely correct here and b) my personal take since reading the book, where there's a blink-and-you'll miss it reference to Grace being really done with academia already by the time he wrote it is that he's one of those people who had an absolutely miserable PhD experience and felt stuck by the sunk cost fallacy of it all, which may have lead to him sort of self-sabotaging his career in other ways we don't know as much about.
Like, he felt like he put too much work in to just leave/quit, but at the same time, that's what he really wanted to do. And Grace is clearly someone who hates making decisions and choices for himself. He just wants someone to tell him what to do -- or in this case, that he's not allowed to do it anymore. So he got a postdoc but just started sort of quiet-quitting the whole thing, and everyone was really frustrated with him and his performance already. So when some controversy came along at the conference? It was a neat and tidy excuse to get rid of him.
Ohh interesting! And something I can also see. The whole thing makes a lot more senseāand also feels a lot more resonant to his character and his emotional arcāif he is kind of lying to himself about what actually went down and what everybody else thinks about him.
@bicherrim wrote something along somewhat similar lines in the comments of the post too:
I donāt remember where I read it, but I like the concept that Grace wasnāt actually ousted/blackballed from academia at all, it just feels better to him to frame it that way ā in reality, he couldnāt handle the criticism his paper received, lost his shit, and then afterwards was so embarrassed that he dropped out of the field entirely so he wouldnāt have to face anyone about it.
And both of these options feel way more believableāthat āI was kicked out because they couldnāt handle my UNCONVENTIONAL IDEASā is an ego-soothing narrative he built up around what happened to avoid acknowledging that leaving was his choice. Ending up as a middle school science teacher was clearly making him much happier than academia wasāis it because this is something that feels more genuinely fulfilling and meaningful than the relentless pressure cooker gristmill that is academia? Is it because children can never meaningfully be peers and canāt criticize him, and among 13-year-olds heāll always be unquestionably the smartest person in the room? Little of column A, little of column B, probably. And he can do that while also clinging to this fantasy of being Astrobiologyās Alfred Wegener and Someday Everyone Will See I Was Right And They Were So Unfair To Me, and crucial to the fantasy is that itās incumbent on everyone else to change their minds about him, not him to do anything.
And I like how the movie does allude to this interpretation that thereās some willful mental rewriting of what actually happened on Graceās part:
STRATT: Do you stand by what you wrote?
GRACE: I was fired for standing by what I wrote.
STRATT: You were fired for calling the leading scholar in your field a āstaggering waste of carbonā at the UNESCO conference in Denmark.
GRACE: You⦠you heard about that, huh?
Stratt like. You werenāt disliked for your ideas, idiot, you were disliked for your behavior. The problem wasnāt that you defended an unpopular idea, the problem was getting assholish and unprofessional about it. Luckily for you the world is ending and I donāt have the time to worry about your attitude!
And Stratt unintentionally is providing everything Grace actually wants: someone who will unpromptedly tell him āI need you for your brilliant and unconventional ideas⦠and also you do not get a choice in the matter.ā
ppl on ao3 should use the "this work was inspired by" option more. so many fics out there that put links to other fics in the a/n but theres a better option.....
āļø use this!!!!!!
important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!
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I am now a therapist on deep space nine and my job is to sort out the main cast. This is what would happen and how effective I have the potential to be based on their outlooks:
Sisko. Is annoyed about having to go. After session three he is name-dropping me in casual conversations with friends and thinks I am really clever but it's unclear how much of that is really just that I agree with his opinions. 9/10 point deducted because he treats me too much like a friend and too little like a therapist with a job.
Kira. Insists she does not need to go. Twenty minutes into session one she is describing the death of her father in intricate and pissed-off detail. 8/10 because any therapy at all is bound to be better than the status quo.
Dax. 10/10 but she does all the work herself and I begin to doubt why I am even in the room. Really just needs someone to talk at.
Julian. Lies to me the entire time. Asks me out at the end of session one and in a cruel twist of fate I am forced to turn him down in order to keep my job. Does not come back. 3/10

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Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me
No Voice to Cry Suffering
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
In a single sentence, no less.
Borders of Infinity (collection)
Mountains of Mourning
Story of Miles' life that the cleverest possible solution is never ever gonna make Miles not terribly sad. Oh buddy.
Labyrinth
Illyan: I need an exact explanation of where Barrayar's money went on your mission to Capitalist Crimes Planet.
*record scratch* *screen blur*
Miles: Yep, that's me sopping wet in a murder basement--it's not the sexy dungeon cause that costs extra but non-sexy dungeons seem like a skill issue to me--making enthusiastic love to a Giant Woman who is also a genetically engineered Minotaur. Fyi, she is hot and this is excellent. But you're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Illyan: I am not. Less exact would be okay come to think of it.
Borders of Infinity
Just imagining Elena and Elli surveilling the prison camp like--
Elli: "Uh oh, guy we were supposed to extract doesn't look so good. How do we get Miles out?"
Elena: "Wait, Miles is... doing a very small cult now?"
Elli: "Why is he doing a cult?"
Elena: "... You never heard how the Dendarii Mercenaries started."
Elli: "Stop cackling or you'll blow our cover."
Elana: "Mmmpffhsnort."
Elli: "Why is he like this?"
Elana: "We're gonna need all the ships."
Detective, please, you have to save me,,,, you have to do it while monologuing about the human condition,,, there HAS to be electric guitar while you do it.......

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Archived Project Hail Mary fic & snippets to AO3
I have finally come up with titles for these so they can live on AO3 in glorious archive format properly.
Together - 899 words - Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt - āPeople think weāreātogether. Like, together together. Sleeping together.ā Other people's assumptions hurt more than they should.
Zero Cakes - 4,446 words - Ryland Grace & Rocky - āI think I might also be the first human to tell my best friend that I wished he and his whole species were dead because I canāt have cake anymore. Iām a lot less proud of that one. I think Iām a bad friend.ā Grace and Rocky break down into their first real, big argument on their way to Erid.
In the eyes of the law - 828 words - Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt - āYou want me to tell the ICJ that weāreā¦ā āLovers. Yes.ā Fake dating, perjury, and blowing up your global reputation in order to stay out of prison.
This probably isn't the worst an assassination attempt has ever gone, but it's up there - 1,612 words - Project Hail Mary/Wolf 359 crossover starring Eva Stratt and Alana Maxwell, and Cutter sending SI-5 to assassinate the Hail Mary project leaders because can you imagine if these two organizations existed in the same universe.
Bonus: Sacrifice Wheel, archived as a not!fic because it was a hit on tumblr haha.
The whole plot of The Warrior's Apprentice appears to be "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," but it's "If You Give A Weasel-Tongued Vor Lord A Jump Pilot's Allegiance..." and the end result is a fully functional mercenary fleet
No, no, and NO.
AO3 does not live in āthe cloudā because that is other peopleās computers, and other peopleās computers are vulnerable to censorship.
AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but itās a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going āBadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!ā
Owning the servers is a core tenet of OTW/AO3.
Warming up a new database serverā¦.
When people involved with AO3 talk about āthe cost of serversā they donāt mean āthe cost to pay Amazon for space on their servers.ā They mean, like, the cost to physically own them, and eventually replace them with new ones. And the operating costs to run them.
AO3 is not āin the cloud.ā AO3 is stored on physical machines that the OTW owns.
While this is not a solution that can work for everyone who wants to deal with controversial content, it is why AO3ple sneer at alt-righters who complain about getting thrown off hosting platforms.
I Want Us to Own the Goddamned Servers
BecauseĀ I want us to own the goddamned servers, ok? Because I want a place where we canāt beĀ TOSedĀ and where no one can turn the lights off or try to dictate to us what kind of stories we can tell each other.
AO3 is what a website looks like when you seize the means of production.
A lot of the lore questions can be answered with, "yes, Spike is just a fucking freak."
Like, yeah vampires don't get much out of eating, won't risk going out during the day, wouldn't have the inner compass to seek out a soul, wouldn't stand by a mad Drusilla for centuries, would avoid slayers at all cost, and wouldn't aid a slayer once neutered for funsies.
Spike is just a fucking freak. A weirdo. Darla and Angel couldn't stand him in part due to the fact that something just is sideways in that man's head. No wonder him and Drusilla got on like a house on fire, they both have something deeply wrong with them.
And yeah, there's that whole demon taking the human as a template theory, and Spike being hedonism personified, and I'm well aware.
But like, I think using Spike as any kind of metric is a mistake because he is simplyĀ like that.
Spike is a kinked up, adrenaline junkie, loser, who sees common sense and sprints the other way with nothing but a blanket for holes for cover. It's just him, his purple shampoo, and his boredom zooming through the undead existence.
I have many thoughts about how much of the BtVS vampire lore as stated by the Council and Angel is either just wrong or twisted or misinterpreted, but simultaneously I can't deny that also Spike is just a fucking freak.
āI donāt put politics in my storiesā is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going āI donāt have pronounsā

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I love Carl's introduction. It's such a great establishing moment.
Ryland Grace has made it all the way to his bike with Eva Stratt at his heels, so her trusted security team has correctly assessed it's time to move in the cars, and Carl is approaching off-screen.
Grace comes out of the little "I don't know why that makes me such a nut!" rant, and there Carl is, stepping up into frame exactly next to Stratt. Tall, broad, unimpressed, unmistakably a force to be reckoned with, unmistakably a trusted professional.
But also a nameless goon at this point. An extension of the threat Stratt seems to represent to Grace. A depersonalized tool.
Grace clocks the cars, his presence, the unfolding situation, instantly and incredulously. And he does something clever, something he always does, which is to call attention to the absurdity of the unspoken threat by trying to force the situation into a normal mold.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Turning Eva's nameless goon into a person with agency. Trying to force a relationship that hinders coercion.
Ideally, this would force them all to acknowledge how abnormal they are acting and retreat a little to keep up the appearance of normality. Or admit to what they are doing by refusing. Either way, the ball shifts out of Ryland's court into theirs.
Neither happens, though.
Carl sees exactly what he's trying to do with that and interrupts him mid-question. "Carl." And then keeps staring at him the same way as before. One word, and we already know so much about him.
He is not a nameless goon. He is an individual named Carl.
And he fully supports what is happening there. Because nothing is normal and it's stupid to pretend that what is happening isn't happening.
So yes, while he bonds with Grace over silliness and is the astrophage-coparent and instigator of Carl's Hypothesis... he is also entirely introduced to us as the man who will wish Grace the best of success on the mission while he's being sedated on the ground. Because Carl has a personal opinion about what is at stake.
"Sun's really dying, isn't it?"
"Yeah."