bart world no mercy

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

"The National Guard's giving out hot chocolate to protestors!! 🥺 There's some good in this world, Mister Fr -" stop. stop right now and look up the world "propaganda" in the dictionary. right now. now read it again. again. now give yourself five good slaps across the face.

Not just "fuck ICE" but also "love immigrants"

Hey , hey. listen to me. you are fucking got this ok? whatever it is, you can handle it. you're got this

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.