This Is My Kittypoasting Zone :3

Second, we have decided to slaughter all our remaining human workers at our North American Frito Lay Institutions and will be replacing them all with various innocent baby animals that will inevitably be crushed into bonus flavor due to workplace hazards and lack of machine maintenance.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

"lezzing out" so to speak with the angel girl who gave herself a concussion flying into my window. I've been teaching her how to play skyward sword on the switch

*Traces my hand along the surface of a grassy park lawn that was clearly wetland many years ago due to how it floods with water every year* Who did this to you….

happy wilson pussy indulgence wednesday yall

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

got bad news.

Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

Non-transfems can reblog this as well btw

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?