Keep On Eating

Ok, this way to begin the tour! Now, here at our farm we make sure all our piggies are as comfortable and well looked after as can be. First we have the grazing area, an idyllic outdoor pasture with plenty of spaces for our pigs to laze around in the sun and enjoy a range of snacks almost as wide as they are. We’re thinking of adding a pool next year to help them beat the heat. Hmm? Oh does that excite you? The thought of some big, round piggies floating around naked in a pool? Hmmm, maybe it’ll be ready by the time you join us…

Here we have the feasting hall! Possibly the most important part of making sure these piggies stay oh so happy and growing larger by the day is making sure they have rich and flavourful foods to gorge on, in excessive amounts. It may as well be a Thanksgiving feast every day! Though different kinds of cuisine as course, they may not care what they’re eating so long as there’s more, but we take pride in offering a well balanced diet of greasy, fatty foods from all over the world. Oh, looks like your mouth is watering there! I’m sure you’ll look great 50 pounds heavier diving face first into food to add another 50 on top of that. Hmm? Oh just thinking to myself out loud…

This facility is, well… see for yourself. It’s important to us that our piggies experience all kinds of pleasure. If they can shift their blubber aside to mount each other like those two are doing right now, then that’s just perfect. Are you getting jealous watching them? Get nice and swollen with fat and they might just let you join them. Of course not all our pigs can pleasure themselves, so these machines are here to help. See how their bodies jiggle and ripple in ecstasy? Wobbling their way to orgasm after orgasm on our range of vibrators and dildos? They even have the choice to suckle down from a funnel so they don’t burn too many calories cumming. Mmmm, you’re getting hard, aren’t you piggy? Does the funnel excite you? Do you want to see one up close?

Now this is my favourite part. The funnelling rooms really are something, so plush and comfortable for growing piggies to just lay back, relax and let themselves bloom with fat. The chairs are designed to expand with their widening rears so they truly have nothing to worry about besides the pleasure of feeling their bellies swell beyond their limits. Yes, that tube is connected to a vat of our creamy, calorie-laden concoction, guaranteed to blow piggies up with repeated consumption. You’re curious to try some? Hmm, of course you are. Just pop the tube in your mouth and I’ll send a little down for you!