Camryn

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

(mob boss voice) What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a skald before? This here guy composes verse to record our, like, magnificent deeds an' shit. (LOUDER) Ey Bragi! Gimme one of those fuckin eddas again!

Does anyone know what to do

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

got jumped by wise old monks again. fml