eating stone fruits--the bigger ones, at least--whole like an apple is Not the way bc you get to the point where you have to grip the fucking thing by its slippery wet prostate and suck the flesh off its bones like an animal before it goes shooting out of your grasp, and by that point youve already squirted juice All over yourself and everything, and if its a godforsaken peach it also feels like youve been sucking on a tarantula, and you wish youd just put in the effort of slicing the goddamn thing
















