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Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

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i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

the concept of Erid agreeing to do space travel just to get Grace his snacks is amazing I approve

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea