oh worm?

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

noncon friendship

Coworkers

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

i still think reddit is the testing grounds for new types of people

three different coworkers said "killing myself" as a greeting today so its dope that at least all of us are unified in our suffering

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

you're cute and it's tuesday

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar