✨shrimply a punthusiast✨

1) • Since Phrolova uses only two types of notes in her forte line, there is a niche headcanon that she can't really play the violin and only knows a couple of notes

• After laughing for a bit having heard that joke some group of friends "headcanons" her a whole ass backstory like "ohhh since she can't play it it's probably a gift from a loved one" "naaah not enough drama, gift from a dead relative" "yoooo"

• It's all fun and games until they internalise the headcanons and having met Phrolova on an outside mission blurt out "Sorry about your deceased family"

• Ironically, this saves their life as it leaves Phrolova baffled and even shakes her a bit from her typical melancholy. She both wonders if Rover told the Black Shores her backstory or maybe it's this specific agent's forte to know past

• Whatever it is, she leaves the agent alive as a nod to their respectful condolences. The agent has been left only with a severe PTSD and refusal to engage with any RPF headcanons

2) • Since Cristoforo is mostly known as "that hidden dramatic manipulator", anything shady and weirdly structured happening is connected with Cristoforo

• Thus the unofficial mission tag "Cristoforo shenanigans" was born to signify any aberration with suspiciously dramatic and structured set of events

• Some alumni connected the dots and realized the Fractsidus Cristoforo is the author of one of the obscure poems written by their school's past graduate and thus the search for the "Cristoforo Collection" is born

• There's now a whole "extracurricular" on the Black Shores in looking for Cristoforo's past more conventional theatre works, for right and wrong reasons.

• Some see that as a form of fight against the Fractsidus and for the others it's a fandom hyperfixation. But, results are results, right?

We're gonna kick your ass

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

in the last pic and that’s what

makes it so funny