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not sure what nor who led you here, but feel free to stay :3

name's Coffee / Alexandria

he/him

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a main blog of [checks notes] yes

@kofitiamats-kopitiam the shitposting blog

@wah-hoo-answers the useful stuff blog

moved from @coffee-storage because it's a mess of notifs & too many follows

multifandom

for an art student I rarely draw ✨

graphic design is MY PASSION

striving to be as full of chaos & whimsy as possible

will try to tag stuff along the way main tags list below

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aropride

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

#140 ao dragon #polls

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

#calm down Poseidon #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

epicsause-official

on sharing one's opinons

#some of you need to see this #ty prev #correction: MY MOTHER NEEDS TO SEE THIS #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

#why is this lowkey mecore #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

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asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#consumes reshares or creates gen ai slop #the common dni being homophobes terfs etc #that's about it for me #rb to..

enki2

thebdelliumlady

For anyone wondering, the PhD student's name is Myra Cheng.

Here's a link to an article about the study from the Stanford Report: link.

chapscher

Across three preregistered studies, participants interacting with sycophantic AI became more convinced of their own rightness and less willing to repair relationships. Yet at the same time, participants rated sycophantic AI models as higher quality, more trustworthy, and more desirable for future use, which may explain why this behavior has persisted despite its harmful impacts.

Myra Cheng et al. "Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence." Science 391, eaec8352 (2026).

#my father sends me “motivational” texts made with cgpt & it only made me feel worse #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind #AIwareness

starbuck

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

#“this character is bbg to me” & then it's wuthering waves Scar #of course i know him he's me #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

birdsareblooming

For the love of god stop

realshinjiikari

birdsareblooming

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

twinkothydrake

#SIGH #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind #unfortunately

animusrox

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

#okay #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

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dsfalkweon

New tag game I guess? where you say how often your queue is set to post and when the last one is set to post currently (not counting those scheduled for specific days)

Mine is twice a day, with the last one being set to post on February 8th

@anynemouse @clown-adjacent @thelocalcoyote @funkyratfan @kofitiamat @totalstupidityaddict and anyone else

kofitiamat

bullshit 𝐆𝐎

I run @kofitiamats-kopitiam for shitposting

in my prime: once every 2 days, Manually entered, always around 00.27-00.55 bc I don't trust myself tinkering the settings

present day: once a week, every monday, same time of day, & if I get zoomies I chuck in more posts in the middle of the week

@/ help idk whomst of my mutual queues

kofitiamat

𝐈 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐓

#tags you're it

dsfalkweon

New tag game I guess? where you say how often your queue is set to post and when the last one is set to post currently (not counting those scheduled for specific days)

Mine is twice a day, with the last one being set to post on February 8th

@anynemouse @clown-adjacent @thelocalcoyote @funkyratfan @kofitiamat @totalstupidityaddict and anyone else

kofitiamat

bullshit 𝐆𝐎

I run @kofitiamats-kopitiam for shitposting

in my prime: once every 2 days, Manually entered, always around 00.27-00.55 bc I don't trust myself tinkering the settings

present day: once a week, every monday, same time of day, & if I get zoomies I chuck in more posts in the middle of the week

@/ help idk whomst of my mutual queues

#tags you're it

escuerzoresucitado

dsfalkweon

@kofitiamat

#PREV COMPREHENDS ITTT >>>>>>.>#posts & jpgs stuck in my mind #this sparks joy

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

#this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends-#posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

#I feel disappointed in myself #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind

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loriannbowman

THEY STOLE HIS ASS

#Lucy neant it when she said she'd delete it 😞#wuwa #rover

deadgravity

You don't have to grieve alone.

#Shorekeeper & Luuk @ Rover #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind #eating your art op

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