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I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
Woke up on the fifth and am significantly disappointed in the lack of crabs dancing on my dash 😞
don't worry, king, there's still time
I don't think any speeches have started yet
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

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I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.
WARNING
This was discovered to have been AI Slop. It is not real
Apologies for ruining a day.
if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”
Russell T Davis becomes head of XBox
Homemade Electrolyte Mix
Guess what, folks! It's summer! And it's gonna be a hot one, because they all are, recently :(
Did you know you can lose about a liter of water, a gram of sodium, and 300mg potassium in an hour of profuse sweating? If you're working outside in the heat, or even just existing in a very hot and humid environment, you're gonna want to replace the electrolytes you're losing, and you're gonna have to be purposeful about it.
But electrolyte drink mixes, while convenient, are surprisingly expensive for what they are. So I'm going to give you a top secret recipe that you can whip up for literal pennies that will replace what you're losing in sweat.
1 liter of water
1/2 tsp table salt (about 1g of sodium)
1/8 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute (about 350mg potassium. NuSalt is a popular brand, it's sold near the salt at the grocery store. If you don't have this, replace 6oz (180ml) of the water with orange juice or eat something high in potassium, like a banana, each hour you're sweating)
6-8 tsp of granulated sugar (you do actually need this and not a no calorie alternative- sugar helps speed up the absorption of electrolytes in the gut. You can omit if using orange juice for your potassium source, though!)
Lemon or lime juice for flavor, optional
Mix together and drink 1 liter for each hour you're profusely sweating. Adjust your intake so that your pee is light yellow.
If you want to make this mix ahead of time, put 1x the recipe of salt, sugar, and potassium, along with unsweetened Kool Aid powder or crystalized lemon or lime juice, in a small baggie. I do not recommend putting multiple servings worth in a baggie, as the ingredients settle differently and you might not get the right ratio.
NOTE: like any electrolyte drink, it works better if you sip it instead of chugging. If you chug it, you end up pooping out a lot of your electrolytes, even with the sugar.
Source: Where There Is No Doctor by David Werner
Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

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'MERICAN URBIE
joined by David S Urbie, Santa Urbie, Ides of March Urbie, Pride Urbie, and Hurbie
Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today
@crowns-of-violets-and-roses
"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
there is some kind of fucking temperature happening outside
Can confirm. It's very weather outside.

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WET BEAST WEDNESDAY
one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday
#mybal
Comstar Therapist (now acting as a historian):
Wow, studying how ancient America was so downtrodden during their 250th anniversary of existence because they had an idiot leader makes me wonder what kind of just stupid, fun thing might have given them a bit of hope and joy to get through things until the K-F drive was invented...
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