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Procrastinating to tell a mouse story
The hospital is really busy right now (major surgeries booking into October), including lots of big patients (some have been bigger than me!) and that means the space is at a premium even just for me to walk around. But sometimes I need to do something other than sew and writing up the stories of patients is one of my happy procrastinations where I don’t feel too guilty for letting them sit. So thank you for being a reader, and letting me procrastinate with a bit less guilt! 😊
I have two recent stories I really wanted to share, so here is the first, the story of a mouse.
Unlike the patients above, Mouser is actually fairly small. Not tiny, but about ten inches tall. His person first wrote back in 2020, when Mouser was 29 years old. He had had an unfortunate run-in with a dog. Here are the diagnosis photos from then:
She also sent a photo of a similar (though not quite the same) younger mouse as a comparison:
We all know how 2020 went, so Mouser didn't come in then, but six years later (he’d been kept in a safe space all that time) his person wrote back. She was finally ready to send him to the hospital.
We agreed that the best treatment would be:
Repair injured foot
Recover both footpads
Fix finger toe stitches
Repair muzzle with new nose
Two new ears
Repair arm with new hand pad
Repair tail attachment
Gentle spa
Of course, these were subject to change as treatment proceeded (and you’ll see they did a bit) but that was the plan.
He took a short flight down the coast from Washington and started his treatment with a gentle spa. Here he is in his bubble bath:
You can sort of see in the photo, he’s kind of a bluish gray, which I couldn’t match exactly for his new ears and back of his missing hand, so there were two choices for his human to choose from:
She chose the shorter fur and surgery proceeded. I had a really good match for his pawpads.
Here's his heart being made and installed with a bit of original stuffing:
And here were his initial chubbiness approval pics:
He still needed some new toes and fingers:
And new whiskers:
And then, he was ready to fly home! His person wrote: He looks amazing!
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Marcus says that was the amount of allotted time, @tea-ring
(Art by the amazing @meriamarie as always 🥰)
endless torment
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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🫐⚙️🏥🛌🏼🎈The Son of Lady Tarasha Euten returns when The Galaxy needs him The Most™.
I can't even start to explain the logic behind this request/commission/THING that @/bob_the_nightlord on Instagram suggested but it seemed pretty funny and was totally worth it~
We have a very eepy and slightly recovering Roboute Guilliman in his medieval style PJs, walking up with The Greatest Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl, The Legendary Marneus Calgar, Lord of Macragge, and the one and only Sevastus Acheran, captain of the Ultramarines' Second Company and Master of the Watch (I AM STILL MAD GW) and they are Very happy to see theyr big aaaaa dad with 10 Thousand Year stubble.
The best thing about big aaaaa pieces is to hide details and stuff, it's Always a pleasure!
If You don't Know who These characters are, WELL— I can't explain all'dat,
These are 100% digital fanart drawings with 4500x3000 (I had to cut them down for Instagram but still), done 100% on Ibispaint X — and I used SO MANY REFERENCES most of them given by the Partner in Crime.
Here IS Also The step by step by layers, flat colors, Shadows, Lineart and draft.
As Always, I do not follow LORE or RULES besides the ✨RULE OF COOL✨ and I Am an ARTIST, not a GAMES WORKSHOP employee as I WILL DRAW HOW AND WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY Because EVERYTHING IS CANON
Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
so how does everyone feel about the condor stripes?
i personally find them sooo ugly, but i respect the commitment to having the most recognisable liveries possible
I assume they evolved this as a form of dazzle camouflage to make it harder to aim torpedoes at them
It's the most effective way to hide from the ground crews.
Sevatar telling it like it is.

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For anyone who doesn’t know, we grew up living off of Brian Jacque’s Redwall series, which we remember most prominently for 1) its depictions of hope in impossible circumstances, and 2) its vivid and enviable descriptions of the food served at feasts. Well, today, 10-15 years after consuming this entire saga, guess what I found at the library.
It has recipes for everything I ever wanted. Strawberry fizz, Blackberry and Apple Cake, classic Redwall scones. And as if that’s not enough, a note from the author himself:
With all the love in my heart,
I have that book and it's a genuine delight.
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories
von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel
Don Blorbo from my opera
błórbżo from my polish poetry
blorbocles from my ancient greek epics
Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels
Blorbio from my early modern plays
Assembling some more from the notes:
And the kicker:
useless rosetta stone
any user from another app seeking to come on Tumblr should have to read that first, in order to prepare them for the horrors
We have been informed of persistent rumors about a terminal three. We would like to kindly remind you that there is no such thing as terminal three and there never was.
AM-104: Tower, AM 104, there appears to be something on taxiway H just before the runway threshold. I think it's a bolt.
Tower: Copy AM 104, will send someone to investigate.
5 mins later
Tower: AM 103, Tower, perform a landing gear inspection upon landing at your destination.

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How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!