Fantastic Beasts And Who Defends Them

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

“We’ll be willing to talk about your chronic illness/disability once you’re over it” is hands down the most abled thing I’ve heard in my life.

personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually

synth music draws on the rich history of string music i think they would play along on a fiddle

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

I’m not really into the whole female dogma, but the aesthetic went off, ya know?

why does this feel so true?

This is funny, but I read the first line like “nonpracticing doctor”. You went to school to become a woman, but you didn’t bother to get your woman license so now you just use your woman knowledge to write particularly detailed murder mysteries.

Yes exactly thank you

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