the end of the world party 𖦹°⭒

saying "humor is NOW legal☺️" when elon musk is boiled in oil live

Can’t sleep want to die…… but my new clothes aren’t done washing yet so maybe I should live long enough so I can wear them once

The same people who believe in horseshoe theory will tell you it's okay when eastern europeans celebrate nazis because they were fighting soviet totalitarian oppression or some bullshit

Can I be honest. I think the world may have had enough of American poets writing pieces about how it's weird to go about daily life while your government commits genocide abroad. I don't know if anyone needs to do another one of those

Nonono when I say "mankind" I don't mean it in a masculine gendered way. Mankind is a term encompassing all human beings, so obviously men aren't included in that.

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls