dicksizer

peeny for your thots?

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

6.2 inches (and getting bigger)

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

We should all do this

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

*puts a smaller than average dildo up to my lips like a cigarette and takes a puff* yup.....