Falling Down the Rabbit Hole

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

Worry about it kitten

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling