Commander Keen Memoriam

The trans girls I’ve been slowly radicalizing in a discord nsfw channel after I send them to the Wilmington suburb of Greenville, Delaware to find Joe Biden’s summer home

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

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it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*