GoddessOfSpook

so everyone and their mother has waxed lyrical about the poesy and charm and romance of Far From The Madding Crowd. but NOBODY has mentioned how fucking funny it is

far from the madding crowd 🤝 the tenant of wildfell hall: books where the characters are constantly suffering but it ends up making the ending 10 times sweeter to read

I'm sorry but drama in classic literature can't be topped like what do you mean your solider husband didn't drown so your horny neighbor shoots him and then you marry the sheep herder that's been in love with you for years

Eris is one of the only people who can keep up with Nesta on the dance floor, Bryce is a dancer, Lucien as a courtier can certainly dance, Gwyn and Azriel can sing songs for Nesta to dance to, Nesta is constantly compared to a queen and Helion wants her (Rhys too but he’s in denial) and Lanthys promises to crown her the queen of queens, Nesta loves reading and so does Lucien, Tamlin canonically has a giant library and so does Helion, and you’re telling me Nesta ended up with…that.

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

good lord they died in this glue trap

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”