Introduction Post: Tristan Finally Tries Organising His Blog. Friends and Mutuals Alike "Shocked", "Suspicious", "Afraid He Has Become A Victim Of Possession"
(Riders of the Sidhe, John Duncan)
Hello! I'm Tristan and I write a bunch of Anderperry (usually Todd-centric) fic when the time allows for it (which isn't often)! Relevant links below.
(I may reblog things which are NSFW, have nudity, etc. If that isn't your thing, please look elsewhere 🫡)
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#tristan writes - fics, snippets, a weekly WIP Wednesday, and anything else that comes to mind
#dead poets society - dps posts. I will not lie, this is mostly posts from my writing tag.
#tristan's travelling library - excerpts I find compelling from whatever book I'm currently reading
(This is by no means a solely DPS blog, but since I pretty much only write DPS fic that's what this intro post is geared towards. The knight divider is courtesy of @sweetmelodygraphics.)
Current WIPs are:
The Valley of the White Horse (working title) - an AU based off of The Little White Horse. Younger in nature, set in 1802. Todd as a young orphan-in-all-but-name sent to live with distant cousin John Keating, discovering family secrets and repairing village rifts along the way. Low fantasy, cosy pastoral setting, slight pastiche of Regency literature (think paragraphs-long digressions which are just descriptions of food).
The Eremite - a series of vignettes spanning four decades of the life of mathematician Todd Anderson, as he falls in and out of love with two men, solitude, and an unproven theorem.
Leading Lines - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty! AU. Neil as a famous photojournalist and Todd as his introverted point-of-contact and maladaptive daydreamer, who winds up having to break out of his shell and chase him across the world to find a missing negative.
The Grail Triptych - another AU meant to evoke a particular brand of 20th century British children's fantasy; this time specifically the The Dark is Rising sequence, by Susan Cooper. A convalescent's holiday in the West Country for schoolboys Todd, Charlie, and Meeks spins out of control when they discover a mysterious map. With the help of Charlie's mysterious Great-Uncle John, they must find the treasure to which it leads - easier said than done with strange magical forces conspiring against them, a foreboding new neighbour watching their every move, and something not quite there about Todd...
If any of these sound interesting to you - stick around! I'm working on them very slowly (The Valley of the White Horse, at the moment). In the meantime, asks are welcome, and if you want to request an Anderperry drabble, feel free! Just understand that there will probably be a turnaround of up to several months on that. Also, no NSFW requests, thanks.
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The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this
new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s)
The boyband are yet unamed.
Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason