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Well, maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with reptiles. Look at the pubic bone. Turned backwards, just like a bird. Look at the vertebrae. Full of air sacks and hollows, just like a bird. And even the word 'raptor' means 'bird of prey'.
Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg
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"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?
humans are the moms
compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants
cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing
word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills
hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something
Colin Bridgerton & Portia Featherington Bridgerton | 3.05 → 4.01
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If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you’d best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we’ve always had a little contact over the years and he heard I’d come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to “Sarah” and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe. (More HERE)
i’m not crying it’s just raining on my face
Spider-Man: Brand New Day dir. Destin Daniel Cretton | 2026
@thorst I feel this may delight you specifically.
A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
this is still the cutest thing ever
the jedi temple’s bootleg space booze is.
1. a Specialty, 2. made with love and a complete lack of fucks 3. honestly the most Terrifying substance in existence
Every Jedi has their own particular twist - Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koon’s is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxy’s best known grease remover. Mace’s stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when you’ve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yoda’s tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat - it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as “pure regret”. She’s been working on “horrified realisation” for a while now but has only managed “embarassed mortification”. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit. Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as “the sleepless death” and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalker’s version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. It’s made of bugs.
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
#he's not used to walking around with people that are practically blind and deaf 😔#in his heart he thinks gandalf should be more Aware and more Useful in general#like what do you mean you're older than life and you can't hear as well as I can??#skill issue (via thebartlets)
It's like standing in a field with a friend and watching a huge cloud bank build and build on the horizon until the sky is dark and green and suddenly your friend is like, "Holy SHIT I think it's going to rain!!!" and you're like...yes? I thought we were doing that Midwestern thing of watching for a tornado? Are we not?
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I think the only Poison Ivy sex pollen story I’d be interested in would be a plot in which Ivy’s toxins (which do Not function as generic sex pollen) get stolen and reformulated and patented as aphrodisiacs or date rape drugs and she has to go to court to try to sue for copyright infringement or something. And she wears a pant suit. No shirt underneath the blazer. Cigarette legs and a high waist. Emerald green.
OR Ivy gets roped into a court case and has to prove that her pollen does not cause irresistible sexual impulses and the rapists attributing their actions to exposure to Ivy’s pollen are lying. And also she wears a pant suit with no shirt underneath etc etc. She’s still evil and stuff of course she’s just offended at the idea that she’d create a substance directly responsible for encouraging human reproduction.
cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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Reunited. ― AHSOKA, EZRA & SABINE in STAR WARS: REBELS 2.03 and AHSOKA 1.07
--Rachel Reid I think because of that, which unfortunately is also common of people with autism, the things that Shane does and says get misunderstood, sometimes by characters in the book and sometimes by readers who are like, ‘Well, that was a terrible thing to say or do.’ And it’s like, well, he’s not great at reading social cues. THIS IS FOREVER AND ALWAYS A SHANE HOLLANDER DEFENSE HOUSEHOLD. THAT MAN IS ON THE SPECTRUM AND THAT INFORMS A LOT OF THE THINGS HE DOES AND WHAT HE DOES/DOESN'T PICK UP ON. IT IS A CORE FACT ABOUT HIM. Do his actions wind up hurting Ilya and other people he loves? Sure. And that pain is valid. But Shane isn't a careless person, he cares very deeply and his brain works a little differently from other people's and his anxieties are not baseless. Yeah, sure, he has a character arc to struggle through, but if it's not taken into context that he's autistic then that's not understanding Shane Hollander.
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Xhorhasians cooking up bug dinner and gardening while their empire partners are busy getting in back alley brawls and wizard torture politics.
