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@goddammit-kirk
“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube
Are you forgetting the fact it was spoken about this wretched spore creation
WHAT IS THAT
It’s the dog that kisses back
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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?
You’re getting a pap smear done and Worf is there
Like to invite Worf to your Pap smear for moral support
Reblog to send him to someone else’s
Incorrect Star Trek Quotes
Hostile Alien: We have your son.
Kirk: I don’t have a son.
Hostile Alien: Then who asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwich?
Kirk: Dear god, they have Chekov.
the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code. No keys.
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen. TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that. But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out. I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?
So, yeah. There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere. And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag. It fits more anyway.
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
gene roddenberry enforced a “no pockets in the future” policy
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spock + text posts
really kirk
#jim this is why bones has gray hair
kirk is so unbelievably done with these tribbles
Our education system is so bad that this joke existed in 1999 and nearly 20 years later it hasn’t fucking changed
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i do derive some small amount of joy from aos by imagining chris pine kirk becoming very close to spock prime and visiting him a lot and seeing him as a very cool, chill, sweet grandpa, and quinto spock getting really jealous and butthurt over it bc his kirk would rather hang out with an elderly drama-free alternate universe version of himself than Himself
aos spock: i do not understand what is preferable about the ambassador’s friendship to you over my own, jim
aos kirk: easy. hes my sugar daddy
aos spock: dont ever say that again
me then [never watched any tos bloopers], uneducated; uncultured; a fool: spock would never call kirk pet names. it’s “captain” in formal situations, “jim” in personal/casual usage, and maybe, very occasionally, “t’hy’la” in private when no one else can hear
me now [having seen The blooper] intelligent; informed; enlightened: “baby” on the bridge
“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube
Jim: Hey Bones I’ve got this idea, so I’m gonna beam down to that planet and–
Bones:
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Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck the other day.
Bones: What happened?
Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck.
Bones: Yeah but why?
Kirk: I was being gay
Bones: On the Command Deck?
Kirk: Yeah it was on the Command Deck.
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