meme me up, scotty

i really love jim kirk so i made a thing to express my feelings

Captain’s Log, stardate 4523.3: Deep Space Station K7 has issued a priority one call. More than an emergency, it signals near or total disaster. We can only assume the Klingons have attacked the station. We’re going in armed for battle.

Captain’s log, stardate 3614.9: Planet Argelius Two. While on therapeutic shore leave, Mister Scott has fallen under suspicion of having brutally murdered an Argelian woman. The chief city administrator, Mister Hengist, has taken charge of the investigation, but has learned little of value.

Captain on the bridge

#”i do not possess the ability to feel emotions” #data said emotionally