Mouse Girl Extraordinaire

shitfaced last night and I accidental put my hollow roomate's broken long sword thru the dishwasher 😭

Oberyn Martell: Ah yes, in the far reaches of Yi-Ti and Asshai-by-the-shadow it is known that there are beautiful women cursed or, some say, blessed with the parts of men. Few have known their like but I have tasted this flower not twice but thrice in my travels. To know a such a woman between the sheets is like to hunt a viper: a dangerous thrill with no equal in all the realms of men

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"