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You’re telling me this was made during the Hays Code

This is what’s known as a physique film, and it is vintage gay porn. Actual gay pornography was illegal in the 50s, so people created short films like these that existed in a legal gray area - the (paper thin) excuse is that they are about bodybuilding and fitness. No sex happens in physique films, nor any full-frontal nudity, just a lot of the kind of thing you can see in these gifs. The film reels would be ordered by people through the mail (via physique magazines - which were magazines of homoerotic photography along the same lines as these films) and would not have been screened in theatres, so they would not be subject to the Hays Code. These were extremely legally dubious nonetheless. Physique films and magazines were dangerous to make, distribute, and consume because of obscenity laws, and most of the important figures in the industry were arrested at least once.

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

This is unironically a stellar example of healthy communication in a trans context. 10/10, Wii Bowling sound.

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat.

@beemovieerotica new possibilities for your Cars erotica

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

this post is a joke but a wild amount of people took it seriously and are saying it’s a failure of mine so i just wanna say you’re allowed to leave any sexual situation you’re in any time for any reason if you don’t want to be there anymore. whether you’re a dom or sub or neither. its not “failing” your partner or being a bad partner to want to exit a scene, even if it’s just because of your mental overload. jesus christ you guys. you don’t owe anyone making them cum lol. sorry if that’s disappointing i guess

no more portrayals of bd/sm from people who’ve spend no real time in an actual kink community. if someone if hollywood wants to make a major film with bd/sm plot lines they have to be able to tell me the difference between a flogger and a whip and a crop off the top of their head. they have to demonstrate the ability to tie at least a single column tie. i need them to explain the stop light system and make it clear that safe words are for anyone involved in a scene and not just the bottom.