Iron Borealis

Anakin flat-out doesn't believe any of this, until Adi shows him a video of Qui-Gon dangling a squirming teenage Obi-Wan by the back of his robes like a mama tooka to stop him from leaping at another padawan and taking a chunk out of him

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

can you imagine.

the Sith’s droid army, and when everyone was saying “CIS scum” they were calling people out on being Sith

bitches be sucking farts there

something tells me Skunks Georg

Zoozve, my beloved

This is my favorite line.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I AM IN ABSOLUTE TEARS I LOVE PADAWAN OBI-WAN SO MUCH THIS WHOLE SHORT STORY IS ABOUT WHY JEDI ONLY USE LIGHTSABERS BECAUSE ANAKIN WANTS TO TINKER WITH THEM, MAKE NEW KINDS OF WEAPONS AND OBI-WAN KENOBI IS LIKE YAH LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ABSOLUTELY SICK IDEA I CAME UP WITH AS A PADAWAN AND IT’S LIGHTSABERS ON THE ENDS OF CHAINS THAT HE JUST FUCKING SWINGS AROUND OBI-WAN KENOBI IS BY NATURE A CHAOS GREMLIN AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER FORGET IT HE WOULD HAVE CREATED THE MOST CHAOTIC WEAPON IF YOU LEFT HIM ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES GODDDDDD QUI-GON JINN WAS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT