Iron Borealis

Darth Nihilus never really gave a fuck about the Sith as an organisation so the idea that Sidious thinks this means anything to either of them is hilarious

Or Nil!Obi thinks “This is absolutely worthless”

(Also the joke about abandoning his flesh isn’t really true to the events, Nihilus’s body was literally failing due to a mass shadow generator weapon and survive to eat by any means does not need a body)

Darth Nihilus never really gave a fuck about the Sith as an organisation so the idea that Sidious thinks this means anything to either of them is hilarious

Or Nil!Obi thinks “This is absolutely worthless”

(Also the joke about abandoning his flesh isn’t really true to the events, Nihilus’s body was literally failing due to a mass shadow generator weapon and survive to eat by any means does not need a body)

they don't know how to read and this makes them mean and dumb. also even though their meanness and dumbness are the result of poor education, they are still personal character flaws that deserve to be mocked.

they are responsible for wide scale censorship in schools and on social media. because, as we all know, children are famously politically powerful, never want to see horny or edgy content, and love it when books are banned in their school libraries.

they love to spread misinformation around so they can all armchair diagnose each other and act like they have learning disabilities in order to excuse their laziness about doing school work. obviously they are all liars and just need to just get their acts together and grow up instead of shirking responsibility for their actions like this.

they are uniquely cruel in comparison to past generations, and this is because of Phone. and also TikTok. no one has ever been cruel like this before.

because they’re always sharing videos of him getting knocked out in battle and imagining all sorts of devious situations they want to put him in. but actually its a fan page and they’re just whumping him really hard.

…but maul doesn’t know that, so he accidentally becomes an ingrained and cherished member of the community.

kenobi_will_pay: imagine obi-wan kenobi chained up, broken and bloody, pleading for his life. completely helpless.

Here is what the backside looks like. OP notes this takes more fabric than paper piecing, but that excess fabric makes it already triple-layered. Besides not needing backing fabric, I don't think you'd need batting for this quilt at all. It's already thick and soft just from folding all that fabric into a hexagon.

Each hexagon begins as a 6" circle. camelscrafts does this by creating a paper template using a compass. According to the video, a 6" circle will create a hexagon that is 2.5 inches tall.

These hexagons are hand-sewn. Thread the needle.

With the fabric right side facing, find the center of the circle by folding it in half right sides together, then folding it in half again (wrong sides are facing). The top of the triangle shape is the center of the fabric circle.

Make a small stitch into the center of the fabric. The wrong side is still facing.

Unfold the circle. There will be a small stitch in the center.

Now the hexagon is created by folding the circle into itself: Take the needle to one of the edges of the fabric (it doesn't matter which one). Pull the needle through and pull the thread tight. This will fold down the fabric and create an edge of the hexagon. Crease the fold with your finger.

This fold has two corners, one at the top and one at the bottom. Put the needle into one of the corners and pull the thread taut. This will create another fold.

Continue this going around the circle until all of it is folded down, creating the hexagon. camelscrafts notes that the last corner pulled in may be a little bit "wonky" (no precise point in the corner) if the corners were not done precisely. However, that corner is pulled into the back, so is not visible from the front.

The hexagon is now formed. Sew around the folds in the middle of the circle to hold the folds in place. Tie off and cut the thread.

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin