Your average gob gal

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN

GUYS WE DONT HAVE LONG LEFT TO GET THIS TO 200,000 NOTES.

PLEASE REBLOG

GUYS PLEASE THIS IS I M P O R T A N T

Fine

We getting there

What a punch

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

😏

Badass

It’s October 1st

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

What the heck why not

Give me the DOOT DOOT

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

blease

This is unreasonably funny

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

👩🏻‍🎨😫

🙅🏼😇

👈🏻🗞🤸🏼‍♀️

🌿🍆🌿▶️🧔

✨🍓🎶

🐛💚🌾🌱🐸🐍🦎🐢🐊♀️

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

Damn supernatural back at it again with the heartbreaking gifs

I can't stress how important this is. I'm still a child, but I'm trying my hardest... I'm sorry I'm not enough.

this slaps

Y'all. Heartache and Bonetrousle play in the background at certain parts. Because they’re the themes of the people Sans cared about the most.

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

cow bones by gary larson

so no head?

ha ha ! this post is like! it punchlines you in the throat! three times!?

Ngl I thought this was some sort of post made about Strade and I got really confused....

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.