spaghetdad

I don’t buy store bought cards, I always make cards. Which is far more expensive. And I am bad at art. And I am at an age where it is not endearing to be bad at art. My loved ones are getting not-so-great collage cards from their 25 year old son/nephew/grandson/cousin.

Birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Get Well Soon, you will be receiving my slop. #myslop

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

I physically cannot breathe

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