Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a frog. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a frog would never consume something like a bar of chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually eat it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that frog was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

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Muzzle in the peanut butter type behavior. Is chloroform expensive? I feel like Susie would run into bottles of ancient, dubious medicines that will probably kill you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.