the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

hate shopping in the health food section what do you mean heart healthy happy body gut smile no guilt shame free fat free msg free taste free. i just want some dried mango slices. why are you all so scared

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the reason why every few years there are thought pieces on the panic of dropping male graduates and dropping male grades and dropping male attendance in colleges is bc universities know it drops the value of their product

yep, if you can’t be a high paying engineer w/o an engineering degree, but suddenly the engineering field is majority of women, the engineering industry becomes devalued (been shown before that pay drops across an industry if it switches from male dominated to female dominated), then suddenly an engineering degree isn’t so illustrious. Or whatever degree…medical, law, etc.

it’s 2026 i think it’s high time we left mind-body dualism behind us as a species. let’s go into 2027 with the full understanding that we are our bodies and that our consciousness cannot be separated from them thank you

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

You really do get over it on a random day.

now that summer is upon us the absolute garbage hair removal ads I'm getting on insta are insane.

you can't even have a hairy bootyhole anymore. if you want to be near my asshole you better take it as it is you dumb fucking moron. I'd rather die than shave my buck cratt and poohole like literally I would rather get shot in the head because if I'm going to pay $$$ for some scrubbed up 21 year old to spread me and shoot lasers up my ass I've clearly lost the thread of what it means to be living breathing primate here on this planet and also Fuck Off

people are always like "girls and gays" and then include lesbians in neither

The wellness industry and its pseudoscience is so evil you can’t say ‘inflammation’ ‘hormone imbalance’ ‘cortisol face’ ‘heal your gut’ even ‘bloating’ without people automatically thinking of bullshit therapies and weight loss supplements

And then when someone with an ACTUAL autoimmune disorder comes along and asks for advice for real life inflammation and bodily reactions she gets bombarded with wellness and supplements and not taken seriously because it’s just been turned into a buzzword

if the Hunger Games were real you know you'd have liberals saying things like "it's so cool how the Hunger Games allow anybody a chance to win, it's so democratic" and "it's great to have some District 12 representation amongst the winners of the Hunger Games" and "we need to make sure that young girls receive just as much Hunger Games combat training as young boys #feminism"

And if it was happening in another country they'd say shit like "You can't criticize the annual child death fight! It's their culture! You have to respect their culture!"