sticker in style of i voted that says i subscribed to the criterion channel to watch kaiju movies

any time a woman asks some advice about going braless there is at least one insane woman suggesting using pasties like it's a reasonable suggestion at all. rivaled only by an annoying woman who will insist that you are simply wearing a wrong size bra and once you figure out your one true size, all your problems will go away

whenever my nose is plugged up, i get so miserable and i always tell myself that I won't take a breathing, unobstructed nose for granted ever again. so i would like to take this moment to celebrate being able to breathe through both of my nostrils🙏

even if i really like a song playing in public, i will never shazam it...i'm too ashamed of not knowing a song

couples that live together but don't eat together on a regular basis are wild to me. i understand if you have different schedules i guess (couples having very different schedules are also wild to me tho). but if you are home at the same time for dinner and then cook/order/defrost separate meals you are just roommates who have sex to me (but then again when i had a roommate we planned, cooked and ate our dinners together for the most part). something about living together with a person but not sharing meals on a regular basis is hostile to me like what is this, a dorm. if my diet/tastes in cuisines/dinner time preferences/etc were so radically different from my girlfriend i simply wouldn't be able to do it