it's me boy, i'm the DS9

they should make body lotion for people who are reptiles

Garak having a mental breakdown inspired by the guilt of aiding an enemy fight in a war that’s resulting in the death of his people and a week later being asked to make 12 baseball uniforms ASAP

The funniest part of DS9's Civil Defense is that there were so many pre-recorded messages. Like Dukat thought a slave revolt was so likely he took the time to pre-record a bunch of messages about it. But better than that is Legate Kell thought Dukat losing control of the station and trying to flee was so likely that he took the time to record a message telling Dukat to stop being a coward.

I was just reading through the Memory Alpha page on Inquisition, and:

Whan the Federation leaves ds9

Poll results say my man too tense to Fuck