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Hi my name is Elim (Tain) Garak and I have ebony black hair as soft as a regnar’s (that's how I got my code name) with gray streaks that reaches my chin and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Enabran Tain (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Preloc but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie and an amazing author. I'm half Hebitian but I pass as full Cardassian. I have pale gray scales. I'm also a spy, and I live in a space station called DS9 in Bajoran space where I’m a tailor (I'm 49). I'm a patriot (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly cardassian styles. I love the National State Clothiers and I illegally import all my fabrics from there. For example today I was wearing a brown shirt with matching brown pants and a shoulder pads, purple accents and a leopard print undershirt. I had gel in my hair, blue ridge blush and forehead blush. I was walking around the promenade. The temperature controls were malfunctioning so it was warmer than usual, which I was very happy about. A lot of federajis stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

This has been a learning curve for me. Thank you, Tumblr, I’m enjoying my time here (I’m 54).

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

Computer generated hit tumblr post: Garak penis

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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

Damar and Garak get into a fight in Mila's basement when Damar admits he only ever read a computer-generated summary of The Never-Ending Sacrifice.

By the way DS9 leaves netflix tomorrow (July 1rst)

This effects USA only I think, but here is a link to a Google drive that has all Star Trek series. Yes a Google drive, meaning you can easily download or watch ALL Star Trek series with no ads no bugs just free. Good quality and free.

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

Seeing “weird” people in public makes me feel so much more comfortable. A furcon was the one place i felt okay drawing in public without hiding in the corner. I want more people to be openly weird. There should be way less social and workal restrictions on what people can wear. You should wear cosplay in public. It makes me feel safe and smile