Edie

that yurla,is eggplass

Eating a bandwagon berry to follow the leader

Forgot how powerful it feels to grind through a huge paper in one day. Like you’re having an egg nog party and I’m the only Creature around for miles

I’ve long wanted to submerge myself in Lye, to make a frankful soap

AirBuds has threatened to release a personal exposé on the depths of my perversions if I don’t “cut it out with those little faggot cds”

these days a white boy picks up a dry brush and his skin sparks like a matchbox. these white boys are dry and brittle. California you must listen

(Bell tolls far off and I stand up slowly, folding my hands into my wide sleeves) you must excuse me. The plotberry has ripened

I feel like there are several people I could give my tumblr login to and nobody would be able to tell a difference, namely the heathcliff comic illustrator, joseph joestar, and just about any gas station bic lighter

@ralfmaximus