Edie

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

i might look fine on the outside but deep down i am always praying for america's death

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

headache...

MIGRAINE