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Various deltarune-isms since I've last posted here

“Someone’s sending all this to Dukat, yeah?” 

Man, this was a blast to draw. With all the negativity in the world right now, just needed something fun to cheer me up. 

Based off @captaincrusher​‘s post.

To sum up, it’s never really touched on that Sisko has Dukat’s old office, and the implications of this. One of the theories thrown in was that a week after settling in, a life-sized bronze statue of Dukat shows up (after being held up in Bolian customs for three weeks), and Sisko has to sign for it. They don’t know what to do with it, so it just does the rounds of the station:

It ends up in the rec room for Julian and Miles to throw things at.

Kira gets back from a week-long mission to Bajor, finds it just inside her bedroom door. Barely misses it with her phaser. 

She places it just so inside the infirmary doors, so it’ll topple onto Julian when he walks in the following morning. 

Nog looses a bet with Jadzia, has to sneak it into Sisko’s office wearing the ‘Everybody loves me’ shirt.

Revenge is enacted.

Quark thinks it’d be a great way to fool Odo. Turns out paper plates sticky-taped on aren’t the answer.

It ends up at Garak’s. No one’s sure exactly how or why, but the results are beautiful. 

Ziyal, my poor baby. Sisko’s given her a cargo bay to decorate. 

At one point, O’Brien has to go on an urgent mission. For some godforsaken reason, the statue has ended up in the runabout and there’s no time to unload it. So he pilots for 54 hours straight while feeling the itch of Dukat’s soulless glare on the back of his head. 

Some of them were drawn last year. I just forgot to post them.

+ a cute lil thumb caress moment :)

Julian, panicking: Uh… you know how you have an outfit that makes you look like a watermelon? Well, baby, I’m gonna… uh… squeeze you in between my legs until you explode.

Bashir's work establishing a dental service on DS9 is surely one of the great unsung achievements of the post-Occupation period, and the work he does is adopted throughout Bajor during the reconstruction. It's not like you'd be able go to the dentist easily towards the end of the Occupation, nor train as a dentist either. He trains up a couple of his team so that he doesn't get overwhelmed just dealing with everyone's teeth.

But naturally there's a fair amount of resistance to having anyone poke around inside your gob, or wave a needle at you, given Cardassian practices in this regard. Poor old Kira has to step up and set an example, having first had to put up with Bashir pinning her down at every available opportunity to explain the importance of dental care. She works out her frustration by ordering every single member of the Bajoran militia stationed on DS9 to get themselves down to Bashir's House of Dental Horrors. But it works, and the civilians start to follow.

None of the Ferengi take Bashir up on the doctor's kind offer to extend the station dental service to them, and, indeed, consider it something of an insult.