if fujoshing out was a job

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

canon mac n dennis

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

you're on twitter with a beautiful poet and he won't tell you that he hates you but he hates you

Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

You might as well ask Allen Ginsburg’s corpse if “Howl” is secretly about Ryliver at this point. Jesus Christ.

need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it