this looks more real than real life

Alaska and Hawaii are like DLCs for the U.S

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

Not even a good price ….

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

stop celebrating………………accomplishments of women……in fields that literally hurt, murder and otherwise oppress women…….you are not feminist for flying a drone……or spilling 10 million oil barrels into the ocean…….or heading a company that pays their workers 2 dollars an hour…..or literally leading foreign invasion….like….you are just a capitalist

It’s crazy to believe that we women are held at such a higher standard that overcoming lifelong, systematic obstacles is worth no recognition if it doesn’t follow x,y, z

really inconvenient that i can’t shapeshift

some days i just want to transform into an eldritch horror whose form doesn’t adhere to this universe’s laws of physics, other days i just want my hair to be a bit longer. that’s how it is

#girls just wanna be horrific entities