wannabe cryptid

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I've always wanted to know how to do something.

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

bleeding out in the snow must feel good as hell if you're a detective

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

believe it or not some female characters don’t have to be mothers. some female characters shouldn’t be mothers. some female characters have a history of expressed disinterest in being mothers. some female characters would have to do a complete 180 in characterization in order to be mothers.

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?