One Angry Jellyfish

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

it's all a huge misunderstanding, it's nothing to do with actual copper it's about him having a policeman fetish and our theory will be finally vindicated once someone unearths the missing tablet where he wrote "so sue me, I do like a man in cuneiform"

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

Would you look at that. Someone blazed my post. I wondered where the new notes came from.

This is a reminder for autistic people who don’t feel hunger or thirst signals to eat and drink something.

Also reminder for autistic people who don’t feel pain and cold signals to do a quick evaluation on if you’re uncomfortable and check if you should bundle up or take some medicine for the headache you didn’t realize you had

oh my god THANK YOU I was laying improperly on my side, turns out it kinda hurts

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

This happened to me on Monday! Just to note, they seem to be using the usernames of real AO3/Tumblr users, which is creepy and upsetting, and also a weird way to sow discord in our communities.

As a fanfic writer, this makes me sick.

Letting me readers know about this nonsense. Don't bother with engaging if you get something like this, do as the OP says and continue to write.

What Discord blacklist. I wanna be on a Discord blacklist.

Bonus heads up: do not feed any of your fic into a "AI checker" because those are just scraping machines as well.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

@osha-unofficial

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

also having a job doesnt make you a better person and employment is not inherently good