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what the hell the fucking stupid serf at burger király forgot the goulash in my franz liszt meal

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

Ich wünschte, ich könnte Katzen beibringen, dass mein Essen Gift ist. Er denkt, das Problem liegt darin, dass ich vergessen habe, was für ein netter und liebenswerter Freund er ist. Das Problem ist Notaufnahme

they need to invent a biker short that doesnt slide up on my big fat thighs (which should be their one and only purpose. btw.)

@thestargazingstrawberry