Cupcakewarp

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

do you think there's any confirmed cases of rappers who have never gotten their dick sucked rapping about getting their dick sucked. was there ever a song about dick sucking that very clearly shows the person who wrote it has never gotten their dick sucked. like people just listen to it and say "that isn't what dick sucking is like at all"

squidward played a clarinet...

Air rights in America are 500ft above the tallest building in urban areas. Below that is considered the property of the owner. The police are effectively on their property without a warrant. Shoot them down and file a lawsuit immediately

Rebloging for the legal solution to a problem that has only been adressed physically until now.

THE FUCKING ENDING