Totally Not Liu Mingyan

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

You know, I've always thought of cumplane as a crack ship, maybe them being platonic soulhaters or something, but Airplane really, after having spent 60+ years with no internet whatsoever, heard this random guy utter TWO (2) scathing lines and immediately recognized him by his user handle, are you fucking kidding me, what are they DOING

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

A moment of silence for our foremothers 🫡🫡🫡

Once read a fic where the author said that Jiang Cheng was always taking credit for the things that Wei Wuxian did and it's like... the only time that happened is when WWX killed himself and JC let everyone think it was him