Totally Not Liu Mingyan

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

A moment of silence for our foremothers 🫡🫡🫡

Once read a fic where the author said that Jiang Cheng was always taking credit for the things that Wei Wuxian did and it's like... the only time that happened is when WWX killed himself and JC let everyone think it was him