No Beta We Die Like[Your Fav Character In X Media]

dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

Detailed analysis of his location, intentionally creating systems to help the public keep Spidey in their sights, mapping out theories of personal involvement. He’s still that kid in the fucking library helping peter drive a car, only now he’s in his dorm helping Spidey maneuver the city. He’s always trying to help.

It’s not about Spider-Man. It’s not about Peter Parker. It’s about Peter’s determination to be both. Ned wants to say thank you to Peter Parker, for Spider-Man’a actions. Ned asks about Peter Parker’s damn bathroom habits on spider-man runs. Ned doesn’t particularly care to know the intricate details of Spidey’s web-shooters, because that’s not the point. Ned doesn’t really want to unmask Peter Parker as spider-man to the public, because it’s not about that.

It’s not about Peter alone. It’s not about Spider-Man alone.

shane who sat under his dads desk and helped him out with ‘important documents’. his dad ‘needed all these papers folded in perfect halves’, and five year old shane was not gonna disappoint him. he was gonna win at folding papers in half.

(in reality these were just last years invoices that ought to be shredded but shane needn’t know that)

by lunch time he had folded nearly 100 important documents in half and susan the receptionist told him he’s the best paper folder she’s ever met! dad ruffled his hair with pride.

You are telling me that on the same brain there is a playboy alcoholic (Brucie),a dangerous gangster (Matches),the embodiment of vengeance and empathy(Batman) and a ruthless CEO billionaire/Trillionaire that owns countless companies and all of them are successful(Bruce)

And all of them collectively decided "yeah let's pretend we are just ONE guy..if we plan this out.."

I imagine the galas:

"I'm going all out today boys!"

"I still need to patrol, don't go too hard on the drinks"

"Yeah don't fuck our body up yet dick ass,you already got our reputation in ruins"

"Check if the woman,or man, you'll sleep with tonight is in good health,if I have to go to the doctor because you catched some disease Brucie.."

*All collectively talking at once*

"Guys..chill the fuck out I'm just gonna grab some drinks and run out of here, There's a new episode of my novela I'm dying to watch"

"Ohh a new episode dropped?"

"I hope Carmella finally makes a move.."

"..."

They're so having full blown talks over there,batman can't work alone because he's never alone in the first place.

Got obsessed with the dynamic of these losers