No Beta We Die Like[Your Fav Character In X Media]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

ilya, touching shane’s circumcision scar: i’m sorry i wasn’t there to protect you

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

The “The original?!” (2026)

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it