dolla make me holla

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

this post is rly opening my eyes to the fact that some people have no culture…. tagging this with #ketchup and #chicken … how unironically sad

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

haunted by the ghost of my carbon monoxide dectector

ACTUALLY being silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

microdosing on the entire breadth of human emotion by watching olympic figure skating

these days I make typos and press send anyway, it is what it is

btw for a price of an NFT you could just commission an actual artist and get a beautiful illustrated piece made to your exact liking, it can even have huge boobs on it too

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

finally the perfect tattoo

HOOoWoW!!

Bald white bitch (affectionate)

Find this shit in the blackbriar meadery