somewhere you feel free

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

the problem with off campus and heated rivalry is that they imply male hockey players are ensouled

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 and i can hate your girl 💔👧 i can tell you that she's real pretty 💅 i can take my clothes off 👕👖🚫 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃) and i can watch tv 👀📺 i can shuffle🃏off to buffalo 🦬 i can do a backbend 🤸‍♀️ i will not call you back ❌📞 and i can start a book 📖 i can make some mac and cheese 🍝🧀 i can sleep twelve hours 🛌 you'll never see my eyes ❌👁️👁️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃) and i can hate your girl 💔👧 i can tell you that she's real pretty 💅 i can take my clothes off 👕👖🚫 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ you'll never see my eyes ❌👁️👁️i will not call you back ❌📞 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i'll never fall in love ❌❤️❌ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ i cannot fall in love ❌❤️ and i can do the frug🕺i can do the robocop 🤖👮 i can do the freddie 🙆 i cannot do the smurf ❌👯 (she cannot do the smurf ❌💃)

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

june is going to kiss you. Mwah