Perhaps

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

the only people allowed to steal my art without credit are mexican taquerias who handpaint it on the wall like it's goku holding a taco. the rest of y’all gotta ask

I can't believe you blocked me, just because I read everything you said in bad faith with open hostility.

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera