I wanna grow old with these two!

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

jack hearing his wife outside being barred entrance to his crime scene and yanking the door open so fast that the constable literally goes sprawling

phryne asking jack if he’s seen an electric massager before and him nodding, then shaking his head, then looking like a confused lost puppy and stammering something about a chinese brothel

It would have been intense, profoundly erotic and...short lived...

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When asked about Phryne Fisher, Kerry Greenwood said that she wanted a glamorous, powerful, and unapologetic female action hero who never needed rescuing. Not all of us readers/viewers are born adventuresses (or adventurers) like Phryne, but we are inspired to be more like her when facing adversities in life. And that is the legacy of Kerry Greenwood through 23 books, 34 TV episodes, and 1 movie installment.

In loving memory of Phryne’s creator, there will be a session dedicated to “The Life, Legacy, and Literary Works of Kerry Greenwood” at this year’s Miss Fisher Con (July 22-24, 2026, Las Vegas) with “A discussion of the Miss Fisher fandom and how it emerged and evolved, augmented by some colorful and delightful anecdotes from a pre-recorded interview with Kerry’s life partner, David”. Visit MissFisherCon.com for more details about this session and the con in general.

For today's musical interlude, a song prominently featured in S2E1, Murder Most Scandalous. From 2013, here's Fan Dance Medley.

Miss Fisherism Nº 14:

someone: you can’t solve crimes with miss fisher

One Image missing though

Those soft heart eyes of hers 😍