IwannaB

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week