manifested embodiment of your perfect dream world

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

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charlie kirk got slimed out, ben shapiro lost his platform, alex jones got sued, jordan peterson is on life support and definitely will never be taken seriously again. clavicular OD'd and will be dead within the year. horrible year for the "what are words really" fandom

Placing my own personal prediction now, Joe Rogan is gonna get flash frozen inside his ice bath. They’ll find his bald dome perfectly sticking out the top of an ice cube

i went to the beach that makes you cold