manifested embodiment of your perfect dream world

something sweetie this way loves

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

reddit white is like the typical racist guy living in a multicultural city with whom every time a nonwhite person enters their FOV they'll whip out the most predictable derisive racist quip like a pokemon shouting its own name. they'll consume nonwhite cultures as theatre but refuse to engage with it on the same level as white culture. tumblr white is like a gated community guy who is so unbelievably insulated from any nonwhite people or culture they'll straight up say wild shit like "well no one told me that dark skinned people didn't have thicker veins! how was i supposed to know that? you can't blame me for that!"

and the reddit white guy does not comprise 80% of the reddit userbase like the tumblr white guy. seriously how does every poll on here consistently hit a 75-85% white ratio. i know most of these bitches are american the USA is not 80% white. how is it so concentrated on this website

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."